I’ve got the Bigfoot Blues

I went shopping the other day and I saw the most adorable pair of shoes.  They were so amazing I didn’t care what they cost…I must have them!

The floor model was of course a size 5, so I asked the sales rep to show me a size 11.  I was insanely excited when she said they actually had them in my giant bigfoot size.

I patiently waited for her to return with my beauties in hand, she brought them out and when I took them from the box I almost burst into tears.  No longer were these shoes adorable, they had evolved into a complete abomination.

These once delicate and beautiful shoes had turned on me…they turned on me bad.  And now I’ve got the bigfoot blues.